I thought we could come up with good solutions to this disaster if we offer our suggestions to help. Below are a few of my thoughts to get this started.
"We lost about this much oil"
You can see in the next picture the disaster.
Well at least this is a renewable resource?
We can light it up? Using this sophisticated diagram to left we can safely do it from a distance. Just throwing it out there first thing that comes to mind. Has anyone tried this yet?
I'm not a scientist or good at math but this i believe this has 150% chance of happening as a result of lighting up that much oil. Hey I say It wouldn't hurt to try.
Possible consequence?
And it won't drip after
The other approach to tackle this problem could be to soak it up. Sham wow now is your time to shine. It's something like 326,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water on earth so we may need more than one.
To the right is a blueprint for the worlds largest hair dryer. Something like this may assist in a job like this but wait what shall it run on oil.
I knew i needed to think bigger and a sham wow would not cut it. So i though a bigger sham wow like those memory foam beds that are really good for astronauts but still a hard sell for normal people.
Apple really knows how to come out with something when we need it the most. The I-Pad is apples solution in the latest menstrual pad that is multi-touch and has a wide array of apps. These could be the perfect to assist in the cleanup and its sanitary.
bigger is better!
I would call Superman but you know aquaman would show up with all his friends and really just do nothing but expect some credit. I mean we all know aquaman has no powers really hes just a fish.
The situation is no laughing matter because other than the loss of oil there is marine wildlife that is in danger. We need to do what we can to offer anything we can to help these creatures let alone our planet. It has recently been reported that hot mermaids are beaching themselves in order to spare their suffering.
As you can already see by the picture to the right, elephants have already started working together on this disaster using this route.
This picture depicts what it will look like after the spill has been completely cleaned out.
I always have a backup plan though just in case if none of the ideas we can come up with will solve our problem. I know this guy that would be willing to lend me his magic feather. We really need all your help so please contribute.